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I don’t know about you, but in our house, there are times when certain bodily functions just don’t flow smoothly, so to speak. Whether as fallout from chronic conditions…or consequences from meals the day before…or falling behind on water consumption…or travel…

You get the gist. It happens: sometimes sh*t doesn’t happen.

And you know what they say – when times get tough, make muffins. OK, maybe no one says that besides me. But I stand by my statement. Especially in this case.

It’s all about the fiber

Most of us in the US have diets woefully deficient in fiber (some estimates put this at 95% of our population falling far short in fiber consumption!) so it’s no wonder that constipation is so widespread.

In our house, we do enjoy a wide variety of fiber-filled (which mostly means plants) foods every day. Even so, we sometimes need a boost.

Enter the Make You Poo Muffin.

I’m all about food as medicine, so I like to choose foods that promote the effects I’m looking for. For this medicinal muffin, we are harnessing the power of fiber in psyllium husk powder. As an added bonus, psyllium husk powder does some good things to the texture of baked goods, especially gluten-free ones. Win-win!

Psyllium is a darling of gastroenterologists everywhere – whether they recommend it as a supplement or as a food – because it is a rich source of soluble fiber. Soluble means it dissolves in water. So when psyllium hits your gut, it dissolves in the water present and forms a gel-like consistency that helps to move things along and/or firm up loose stools. (It does a whole host of other awesome stuff for your gut and overall health, too. Read more https://www.verywellhealth.com/the-benefits-of-psyllium-89068)

For those of you playing along at home, you’ll note that the magic of psyllium fiber depends on WATER. So, please, please hydrate yourselves. All the time, and especially if you’re not having a good poop every day.

Now, if you count yourself among the number who eat very little fiber, take it slow as you introduce psyllium. Your little gut microbes will be in shock. They will eventually be very, VERY happy that you are feeding them what they need, but at first they won’t remember what to do with this. You will know this is the case if you experience bloating or burping or farting – or all of these – after consuming fiber. After you recondition your gut flora, they will thrive with this additional fiber. But that may be a slow process.

I should also note that some folks don’t tolerate psyllium husk fiber well, whether because of the psyllium phytate content, or any other individual metabolic difference some people have. (Just like with virtually anything.) So if this is new to you, again, go slowly and gauge your response.

It’s also all about the yum

We usually have some bananas in the fruit basket, and that means we often have some that are nearing, or at, that lovely mottled (or entirely) brown stage that puts them smack-dab in the middle of the ideal-for-baking zone.

Those very-ripe to over-ripe bananas are perfect for these muffins. They assist with texture, binding, and delicate sweetness. These muffins are actually a favorite in our house for taste as well as function!

This recipe is quick to mix up and get in the oven, and infinitely customizable with optional mix-ins. I left you some additional love notes at the end of the recipe with suggestions on substitutions, and some generally encouraging comments. Mwah.

Susan

p.s. I didn’t even try to pretty up this post. I mean, come on. The theme here is 💩.

 

 

 

 

Make You Poo Muffins

These muffins are not super sweet (if you follow the basic recipe and don't include the optional sweet add-ins), but they do contain a not-so-secret weapon for those times when you're just full of it.
Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 15 minutes
Course Breakfast, Dessert, Snack
Servings 12

Ingredients
  

  • 3-4 bananas, very ripe the more brown on the banana peel, the sweeter and softer they will be
  • 2 eggs preferably from pasture-raised hens
  • ½ cup olive oil
  • 4 oz unsweetened organic applesauce this is one individual cup of the type sold in multi-packs
  • 1/4 cup honey preferably local and raw
  • 1/3 cup milk of choice (coconut, cashew, cow, etc. - depending on your dietary restrictions or preferences)
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract or paste
  • 1 ½ cups gluten-free flour blend tested with Bob's Red Mill Gluten Free 1-to-1 Baking Flour
  • ½ cup psyllium husk powder tested with Anthony's Organic Psyllium Husk Powder and Mercola Whole Husk Psyllium
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • ¼ tsp salt

Optional additions

  • 1 tsp ground cinnamon
  • ½ cup shredded or flaked coconut
  • ½-1 cup chocolate chips if you want a little more sweetness!
  • ½ cup chopped nuts (walnuts, pecans, almonds, etc) if you want a little crunch!
  • ¼-½ cup brown sugar if you like a sweeter muffin!

Instructions
 

  • Preheat the oven to 350°F and lightly grease a 12-well muffin tin. I use olive oil.
  • In a medium bowl, combine bananas, eggs, oil, applesauce, honey, milk, and vanilla. If you're using brown sugar, add it now. Mash until bananas are thoroughly smashed and the whole mixture is well combined.
    3-4 bananas, very ripe, 2 eggs, ½ cup olive oil, 4 oz unsweetened organic applesauce, 1/3 cup milk of choice (coconut, cashew, cow, etc. - depending on your dietary restrictions or preferences), 1 tsp vanilla extract or paste, ¼-½ cup brown sugar, 1/4 cup honey
  • In a separate small bowl, combine the flour, psyllium husk powder, baking soda, baking powder, salt, and if you like, cinnamon. Whisk to fully incorporate the psyllium powder - otherwise it likes to clump up once it meets the wet ingredients.
    1 ½ cups gluten-free flour blend, ½ cup psyllium husk powder, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp baking powder, ¼ tsp salt, 1 tsp ground cinnamon
  • Add the dry ingredients to the wet, and mix until fully combined. The batter will be quite thick.
  • Fold in any optional ingredients you choose.
    ½ cup shredded or flaked coconut, ½-1 cup chocolate chips, ½ cup chopped nuts (walnuts, pecans, almonds, etc)
  • Spoon the batter into the prepared muffin tins. They will be approximately 3/4 full if you're using a standard size muffin tin. Smooth the tops if it will bother you to have them look "rustic" when they're done.
  • Bake for 12-15 minutes, depending on your oven. When done, they should be slightly browned on top, and they should spring back when touched lightly.
  • Let cool in the muffin tins for 10-15 minutes, then carefully remove to a wire rack to cool completely.

Notes

  1. You can grease the muffin tin with any oil of your choice: olive, avocado, coconut, butter, non-dairy butter, or ghee. These are all options to swap for the olive oil in the recipe, too. 
  2. Don't stress if you have slightly more or less of any of the ingredients. This is not brain surgery, and no one will die. If you don't have enough of something wet, use a little less of something dry to balance it out. Will your results be exactly the same? No. Will they be close, and will they be edible? Probably so!
  3. I have substituted cassava flour for the GF all-purpose flour; the muffins worked, but they had that gooey, gummy texture that cassava flour often yields. My daughter is a big fan of that texture, but I'm not. 
  4. I haven't tried regular wheat flour, but you likely could use it. Nor have I tried oat flour, but I bet it would work, and I bet tiger nut flour would, too (confusingly, tiger nut is not a nut. It's a tuber. I know. I didn't name the thing.) You know what flours probably won't work as a simple swap? That's right - "real" nut flours (like almond), and coconut flour. They just don't play the same way.
  5. I store these in the refrigerator because we prefer them cold, but they would be OK at room temperature for a couple of days. After that, most gluten-free baked goods start to lose points for moisture and texture. These would probably be the same, but to tell you the truth, we've always consumed them within 24 hours. 
Keyword dairy-free, gluten-free, high fiber, nut-free

A vodka paloma toast to Alice!

Susan@Break New Bread

So, it’s been a minute.

I moved in mid-April, and there was all the usual moving chaos: get the new internet set up, locate the coffee maker, unpack enough boxes to feel like I actually live here, et cetera.

Well, here I am two months later, finally feeling settled enough to get back to living the rest of my life. No worries, I was making food and cocktails along the way, because a girl’s gotta eat (and drink)!

Just before the move, my precious angel baby Alice (a baby of the canine variety, not human) celebrated her 2nd birthday. Isn’t she the best? (She is, in fact, the best. Everyone tells her so on our daily morning walk.)

Obviously, we had a party. All good parties involve cake, so Alice enjoyed a meat-based cake based on this recipe from Mary and Tim at 17Apart. You might note that my version (below) is waaaaaayyyy less pretty than Mary and Tim’s, because that’s the observant kind of guy/gal that you are! Well, listen. I only had one sweet potato, and I should have used two for adequate frosting coverage. Also, I was more invested in the people snacks, because Alice really didn’t give two hoots how her cake looked. She thought it was delicious, and it was gone in about 4.7 seconds.

A celebration fit for a magnificent dog!

Had Alice not enjoyed her cake so thoroughly, we could have shared it with her. It contains all human-grade, organic ingredients. Fortunately, Alice does not have any dietary restrictions, so I was free to use all of the dog-safe ingredients in this recipe. If your pooch has some special dietary needs, double-check these ingredients. For example, sweet potatoes are not appropriate for dogs on low-oxalate diets.

Since Alice didn’t leave us any of her cake, the humans in attendance devoured the ever-popular Copycat Flower Child Olive Oil Lemon Cakes. There they are, bashfully peering at you from behind the canine cake in the photo. They were gone in 15.3 seconds.

And what’s that vision in pink loveliness back there, you ask? That, my friend, is the delightfully refreshing Vodka Paloma! She is simple and elegant and and she comes together in a flash. I used this grapefruit soda. She was the perfect libation for the over-21 humans in attendance at Alice’s shindig.

Let me know if you try this version of the Paloma and what you think! The traditional base for this cocktail is tequila (yum) or sometimes mezcal. I’m trying real, real hard to appreciate mezcal’s charms, but I haven’t yet found the right vehicle to take me there. If you have a favorite mezcal cocktail, please comment so I can try your recommendation!

 

Vodka Paloma

A super-simple, super-refreshing cocktail
Course Drinks
Servings 1

Ingredients
  

  • 2 oz vodka
  • 4-6 oz grapefruit soda cold
  • ice large or small cubes, or crushed

Instructions
 

  • Add vodka to a glass, ideally one pre-chilled
    2 oz vodka
  • Add ice to the glass, according to your preference - one big cube, filled with many small ones, crushed ice, or whatever floats your iceboat. Give it a stir until the vodka is cold
    ice
  • Top with grapefruit soda, and stir lightly to combine
    4-6 oz grapefruit soda
  • Garnish if you wish: citrus wedges, rosemary, basil, or anything that strikes you as a lovely complement here is fair game
  • Enjoy!

Notes

A Paloma typically involves grapefruit and sugar in some form, along with tequila. Here, I've swapped out the tequila for vodka and minimized the fuss-factor by using a good-quality grapefruit soda in lieu of grapefruit juice + simple syrup + club soda. Easy peasy and oh-so-refreshing...and a gorgeous pink hue, to boot!
Keyword cocktails, vodka

Susan@Break New Bread

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Do you ever go to a restaurant just hoping there might be something you can eat? Like, you’re not even holding out for amazing food, or a plethora of choices, or something you’ve never had before. Just something safe for you to eat. Huge bonus points if it actually tastes good.

Well. Let me tell you. If you are gluten-free, or paleo, or vegetarian, or vegan, you need to check out Flower Child, which offers the elusive tasty options, diverse choices, and novel experiences that you may have thought were no longer part of your eating life. It is a chain under the umbrella of a larger restaurant conglomerate. I’ve now eaten at a few of their brands, and I will go back to all of them. But that’s for another day.

Today, let’s focus on Flower Child. You’ve got options there, almost no matter which restrictions you’re working around. I ordered the Glow Bowl, and it did not disappoint. Neither did the kombucha that is ON TAP, people. So good.

But, in a glorious display of hedonism self-love, my dining companion and I ate dessert first. And what a dessert it was! It was light and fluffy and moist – that is such a gross word, but so perfectly descriptive of this beautiful, gluten-free creation. And so unusual in a gluten-free creation, especially one served in a food-service setting. It was the Olive Oil Lemon Cake: a tall-ish cupcake sort of a thing, covered in a translucent lemony glaze. The crumb was perfect. The bright lemon flavor was perfect. The gluten-free inclusivity was perfect. I nearly cried tears of gratitude for not just having a gluten-free dessert option, but for having an option was every bit as good as “regular” desserts.

And for those of you who need to avoid dairy, you NEED this cake. Gluten-free baking requires adjustments, but there are many work-arounds. Dairy-free baking is a totally different, and frequently disappointing, ballgame. But just as there is no crying in baseball, there will be no crying when you try this cake! Let’s all observe a moment of thanks for olive oil, the savior in this recipe, and standout nutritional star in its own right (looking at you, antioxidant polyphenols).

So, of course I wanted to eat it again. And even more, I wanted to make it myself, and then eat it again. So I turned to the trusty intranets for the recipe. And I found it. You wanna see? https://www.dmagazine.com/food-drink/2017/04/eat-this-now-gluten-free-lemon-cake-at-flower-child/

I tried it, following the recipe scrupulously. It did not work for me. At all. I was suspicious after mixing the batter, which did not look like any batter I’ve ever mixed before. But I poured it into my jumbo popover tins (because I wanted the golden cakes to be sorta tall, just like at Flower Child – they did not look like they came out of a muffin pan) and baked per directions (a total of 26 minutes).

My friends, when I tell you that they were not done after 26 minutes, that is a gross understatement. They were still goopy. I kept baking. After 90 minutes, I turned up the heat. An hour later, still no cake. I tented those little darlins with foil to keep the tops from burning, which was successful, and kept them in the oven even longer to finish cooking, which was not successful.

By this time, I just wanted to go to bed. So I shut off the oven and took my disappointment off to the bedroom. (Insert your own adult humor here.)

In the light of a new day, I was determined to make these damn cakes. (I also hate wasting anything, so I made cake balls out of the unbaked mess of the previous night – recipe coming soon! They were GOOD. But they weren’t the lemon cakes I wanted.) So, I made some major modifications to the recipe, aligning more closely with the ingredient ratios I know to be solid performers, and I think I got it. I also made the glaze thicker, because more is better with any sort of frosting, I say. But you be the judge – try it and let me know what you think!

Copycat Flower Child Olive Oil Lemon Cakes top view

(Now is a good time to confide in you, my darlings, that I have no idea how to take food photos (or really any photos). I promise you I will do my level best to learn some skills in this area, which will require me to at least get a new phone, if not an actual camera. Until then, I’m so sorry for the photo quality. Unfortunately, that is just one of my technological foibles. Whatever you do, please promise me you won’t judge the recipe on my poor pics.) Make these tasty little bits of heaven yourself and look at your masterpieces in the comfort of your own home. I promise they will look lovely. And taste even better.

Copycat Flower Child Olive Oil Lemon Cakes

Susan@Break New Bread
These moist, fluffy bursts of lemon taste just like the original!
5 from 1 vote
Prep Time 20 minutes
Cook Time 30 minutes
Course Dessert
Servings 12

Ingredients
  

For the cakes:

  • 3 whole eggs
  • 1 1/3 cups evaporated cane sugar
  • 1 1/4 tsp vanilla paste (vanilla extract may also be used; I prefer the richer taste of the paste in this recipe)
  • 4 tsp lemon zest from about 2 lemons, preferably organic
  • 3 1/2 tbsp lemon juice freshly juiced and strained
  • 6 1/2 ounces coconut milk I have used both canned coconut milk and the boxed variety for drinking – both worked
  • 2 cups gluten-free flour or flour of your choice – I tested with King Arthur GF Measure for Measure
  • 3/4 tsp kosher salt
  • 3/4 tsp baking soda
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 1 cup extra-virgin olive oil

For the glaze:

  • 1/2 cup powdered sugar
  • 1/2 tbsp lemon juice freshly juiced and strained
  • 1/2 tbsp coconut milk if needed to thin

Instructions
 

DIRECTIONS for cakes:

  • Prepare 6-8 jumbo popover tins. (You can also use jumbo muffin tins, or 12 regular muffin tins.) Lightly grease with olive oil. Do this BEFORE you start mixing your ingredients. You want to get those little cakes baking ASAP once the batter is mixed, or it messes with the texture.
  • In the bowl of an electric mixer or with a hand mixer, combine eggs and sugar. Whip for approximately 3-5 minutes, or until fluffy – it should increase in volume.
    3 whole eggs, 1 1/3 cups evaporated cane sugar
  • Add vanilla paste, zest, juice, and coconut milk. Mix gently to combine, using mixer or with a spatula, by hand.
    1 1/4 tsp vanilla paste, 4 tsp lemon zest, 3 1/2 tbsp lemon juice, 6 1/2 ounces coconut milk
  • In a separate bowl, combine flour, salt, soda, and powder together.
    2 cups gluten-free flour, 3/4 tsp kosher salt, 3/4 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp baking powder
  • Gently fold flour mixture into wet ingredients by hand, just until fully incorporated.
  • Fold in olive oil by hand. It will take a few minutes for the oil to evenly distribute so that none is visible on top of the batter. Be patient, persistent, and gentle to achieve a uniform consistency. Don’t be overzealous here; this is not the time to beat it to death.
    1 cup extra-virgin olive oil
  • Immediately spoon or pour the batter into the prepared tins, filling no more than 2/3 full or they will overflow and you’ll have to clean your oven. If you have tins that are solitary units (as some popover tins are), placing them on a cookie sheet will make transfer in and out of the over a whole lot easier. If they are connected, like a standard muffin pan, no need to do this unless you want some extra protection in case of overflow.
  • Bake in a 350-degree oven for 13 minutes. Rotate the pan and bake an additional 13-15 minutes. Cakes are done when the tops spring back when lightly touched. They should be light golden brown. If your cake tops are burning before they fully bake, give them a foil tent for protection.
  • Cool completely before unmolding from the pans.

Directions for glaze:

  • Place powdered sugar in a small shallow and wide bowl (this facilitates dipping your cakes).
    1/2 cup powdered sugar
  • Add the lemon juice and stir until smooth.
    1/2 tbsp lemon juice
  • If the consistency is not thin enough to glaze your cakes, either add coconut milk, 1 tsp. at a time, or additional lemon juice, also 1 tsp. at a time, to achieve the consistency you want. I like mine thick enough to really stick, but liquid enough to dip my cake tops in the bowl and get even coverage.
    1/2 tbsp coconut milk
  • Apply the glaze to the cakes which have been released from their pans. You can set them on a cooling rack over a baking sheet to minimize mess and glaze pooling on the bottoms of the cakes, if you'd like. Either spoon the glaze over the tops of the cakes, or dip the cake tops in the bowl of glaze, tilting the cakes until the tops are evenly covered, then set them on the rack to dry.

Notes

If you’ve ever eaten at Flower Child (which I highly recommend, BTW), I hope you were able to try their Olive Oil Lemon Cake. My mouth waters just thinking about it. I found a recipe for it online, but it just wouldn’t work for me as it was written. I made several major modifications until I settled on this recipe, which looks, tastes, and mouth-feels just like the original. For those with dietary restrictions, get excited: this is gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free, and low-FODMAP. Let the celebration begin!
Keyword dairy-free, gluten-free, low-FODMAP, nut-free

Susan@Break New Bread

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I’ve been kicking around the idea of writing something for awhile now. Like, 20 years awhile. I love writing when it’s something I want to write about, for people I want to write to. The “something” was the sticky part – what would I write?

Someone suggested I write a children’s book. Could be fun, but it didn’t feel right.

I consume novels by the truckload, so I gave that a half-hearted toe-dip. Sadly, that felt too much like work.

But should one of my two-legged or four-legged kids do something amusing, or more often, I do something that makes me look ridiculous, the words just seem to flow right out of my brain through my fingers and into my Facebook post. My goal isn’t to say, “hey! look at me and what I’m doing.” In fact, I hardly EVER want to draw attention to myself. My goal is to say, “this happened, and maybe it can bring you a smile, or maybe you can use our experience to avoid some difficulty or otherwise enhance your own life.”

And since the nature of Facebook is social, sometimes my post sparks conversation and connection. And therein, for me, lies the magic. When I write something that resonates with someone else, something that makes someone want to respond, to reach out, to feel less alone, to smile with me, that is the sweet spot.

And so, here we are: I’m writing and you’re reading. I’ll be writing about things that feed my soul, because I’m guessing some of it might also feed yours. And I hope you’ll respond, reach out, feel community, and smile. And if not, what’s the worst that can happen? I just keep writing because it feels good to me to do it. And that’s OK.

Can I eat that?

Suspiciously, many of the things that feed my soul also feed my stomach. I love food (and drink). And I really love sharing food with my people. But it’s gotta be good food. Which, for me, means real food – fewer things that have been processed beyond recognition, and more things that look like what your great-grandma used to eat. But maybe blended in a fresh, new, delicious way.

For me, this also means not all the things your great-grandma used to eat, because my body now vehemently rejects gluten in all forms. (But maybe great-grandma’s wheat, barley, and rye would have been acceptable, in contrast to today’s crops. I do wonder…) And one of my kids has a whole slew of additional dietary restrictions. My kitchen is entirely gluten-free, but much of what I do is also dairy-free, nut-free, shellfish-free, paleo, low-FODMAP, or AIP.

So when I gather people I love around my table to feed their bellies and their souls, I aim to offer food that leaves no one out. I hope you find some things here that will feed your people, too.

This calls for a party!

If you’re gonna go through all the time and effort required to make good food – from the sourcing of quality ingredients to the prepping to the cooking or baking – you might as well share it. I fervently believe it is worth the time and effort, even just for yourself. I’m sure you’ve heard of self-care? It’s a thing. It’s a worthwhile thing. But sharing a meal, a snack, dessert, or a drink takes it to a whole ‘nother level.

I identify as a social introvert. To me, that means that while I need some alone time, I also absolutely require quality time with my chosen people. And once I’m with my chosen people, the activity is really beside the point. In fact, my favorite times usually don’t involve a structured activity; happy hour for me means drinks and snacks on the patio with my BFF, discussing current events or the emotional rollercoaster of parenting or how the heck did we get to this place in life or look at the beautiful bloom this succulent finally produced!

And if there is something to celebrate, let’s celebrate it! Invite a few friends over to mark a milestone. Or host the family holiday gathering. Or sing happy birthday to a Golden Retriever (that post is coming soon).

Cheers,

Susan

p.s. there is always something to celebrate. I know sometimes life is super sucky. I promise I will never spout cliches at you about how all your problems will go away if only you have a positive attitude. They won’t. Attitude matters, don’t get me wrong. But it is not the absolute solution to every problem – or it hasn’t been for me, anyway. Amidst the colossal suck, however, there is some small victory worth celebrating. Those little victories can hide, so you gotta look for ’em. Let’s celebrate ALL of them.

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